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Little Manhattan (2005)
IMDB rating: 7.60
Plot: Ten-year-old Gabe was just a normal kid growing up in Manhattan, untill Rosemary Telesco walked into his life actually into his karate class. But, before Gabe can tell Rosemary how he feels, she tells him she will not being going to public school any more. Gabe has a lot more to learn about life,love and girls.
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Directors: Levin Mark
Actors: Hutcherson Josh,Whitford Bradley,Garson Willie,Manzay J. Kyle,Pais Josh,Dossett John,Meyerson Jonah,Bush Michael,Aguiar Brian W.,Cubbler Nick,Laflamme Anthony,Comedy,Family,Romance,
How To Apologize To A Dinner Companion And Boss?
I am new to Yahoo Answers and hope someone can help me with an embarrassing situation. My name is George and I am an office manager with a real estate development company in lower Manhattan. Our office is situation on the 19th floor of a large office complex. Last night I had the pleasure of escorting a lady friend to dinner. She works at the office adjacent to our office on the 19th floor, as each floor accommodates two offices.
I was feeling a little under the weather but Elsbeth had already agreed to the dinner invite so I didn’t want to back out at the last minute. We went to a club called Happy Jack’s which is located five blocks from our office building. It’s an upper-end club, with a nice clientele and one of the top chef’s in New York. There is a live band in the lounge seven nights a week and I felt this would be the perfect spot for my first date with Elsbeth.
We shared a stuffed artichoke appetizer and for the main course I had a 16-oz. beef steak, rare, potatoes au gratin and a vegetable medley with a glass of ice water. We ate our dinner and then decided to go to the lounge for an after-dinner drink and to enjoy the band, a jazz trio that is well known in the greater metropolitan area.
Elsbeth and I each enjoyed an after-dinner liqueur, then sat back to listen to the band. I began to feel nauseated. I stood up and turned to Elsbeth to excuse myself but when I did I proceeded to vomit all over the table, the floor and Elsbeth. The force of the vomiting caused my bowels to loosen and I soiled myself with diarrhea and and passed extremely loud flatulence. The band stopped playing and everyone in the lounge was looking at me. Elsbeth was humiliated and ran from the restaurant.
I apologized to the staff and excused myself to the lavatory. I took off my trousers and my knickers and put them to soak in the wash basin while I went to a second wash basin and splashed cold water on my face and dried it off. At that moment my boss, Bernard, walked into the lavatory. He told me that my outburst was the most outrageous thing he had ever witnessed in proper society and to be in his office first thing in the morning.
I called in to my secretary this morning and told her I was too ill to come in but that I would be in tomorrow. I am sure that Bernard intends to relieve me of my duties with the company and I cannot afford to lose my job. I am heavily in debt and this is unacceptable.
In addition to needing to be able to apologize to my boss, Elsbeth has refused to speak to me as well. I called her home three times after I got home last night to apologize but her voice mail answered each time. While I am a very attractive man I am not getting any younger and I see Elsbeth as an attractive potential mate, but I dont know if that will ever be a possibility after last night’s debacle. So how can I set things right with Bernard, Elsbeth and the staff at Happy Jack’s? I offered to pay for the damages but I have less than $50 in the bank and am looking at the possibility of being jobless tomorrow.
Good lord…
mJc | Feb 02, 2010
lol.ahhhhahhhhahh…you are funny. Tell me more sir.. I just want to hear cuz it’s pretty hopeless, but it’ll make for a good old joke..ahahahahahaha
Multiple Crap Notes | Feb 02, 2010
That’s quite an embarassing incident to happen to you Sir. However what startled me the most was reading that you wore knickers! I know it’s the 21st century Sir but for a man to wear knickers is considered rather odd. Maybe what happened was for the best as Elsbeth has been spared the horrendous sight of you in a pair of frilly knickers. So I say cut your losses and find alternative employment. Good day to you and the best of luck!
st | Jan 28, 2010
